Human Love Quest is a live onstage dating show, presented by friends Xander Allan, Conor Gallacher and The Captain, that brings the golden age of television dating shows into the future! The future being now! Today! Marketed as being the antithesis of dating apps, HLQ uses a classic trope of three hopefuls vying for the attention of one solo contestant. It is all-inclusive and anyone is encouraged to apply, regardless of how someone identifies, their age group, or what they’re looking for out of an encounter. Stop staring at a screen and let us make your dream! Come true that is. With the additions of an homage to Dolly Doctor (romance advice segment “Things Can Only Get Gretta”) and our own live reading out of submitted love notes from secret admirers in the audience, (“Ahoy There”), you’re guaranteed a night of quality entertainment, as heart-warming as it is hilarious.